Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Writing Aids
Recently, I, the good doctor, was commissioned to write an essay for my friends work application stating why she was suited to retail work. Obviously, such a daunting task should be left to the professionals, and that is where i come in. Names have been changed to protect anonymity.
"Retail work is ideal for me, Clara Danish, because I -heart-* people. I spend most of my waking hours pondering the meaning of life,and the conclusion I always come to is "RETAIL!!". When at work, not a moment goes by that I don't try to better serve the customers around me. Throughout my vast retail experience, i have recieved (from customers and supervisors) many compliments on how well i deal with poeple. . Old people are my favorite! I feel that respect for the elderly is the staple of a good business. I also feel that your store would benefit from a 50+ section. Since the elderly all dress the same, it would make ordering much easier. I guarentee that I can raise store profit by no less than 43%."
So if you truly care about "crazy canine clothing", you cannot afford NOT hiring me.
PS. I can help you retrain the rest of your staff, improving productivity by 28%. "
*keep in mind that this is a hand drawn heart.
So as you can see, you are much more likely to obtain work with the assistance of a professional. And I hereby offer my assistance to any and all that need job essays written. It doesn't end with job essays either, be it for school, work, or leisure, let the good doctor do your writing for you.
Dr G-Man ΒΆ 9:50 AM
"Retail work is ideal for me, Clara Danish, because I -heart-* people. I spend most of my waking hours pondering the meaning of life,and the conclusion I always come to is "RETAIL!!". When at work, not a moment goes by that I don't try to better serve the customers around me. Throughout my vast retail experience, i have recieved (from customers and supervisors) many compliments on how well i deal with poeple. . Old people are my favorite! I feel that respect for the elderly is the staple of a good business. I also feel that your store would benefit from a 50+ section. Since the elderly all dress the same, it would make ordering much easier. I guarentee that I can raise store profit by no less than 43%."
So if you truly care about "crazy canine clothing", you cannot afford NOT hiring me.
PS. I can help you retrain the rest of your staff, improving productivity by 28%. "
*keep in mind that this is a hand drawn heart.
So as you can see, you are much more likely to obtain work with the assistance of a professional. And I hereby offer my assistance to any and all that need job essays written. It doesn't end with job essays either, be it for school, work, or leisure, let the good doctor do your writing for you.
Dr G-Man ΒΆ 9:50 AM
